Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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