Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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