I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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