He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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