we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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