Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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