New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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