FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
