she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
