I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
MIDGETS
????
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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