Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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