i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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