If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Please don't give away my fajitas
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Randomize
