i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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