I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
