That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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