wat bout pragnant strippers??
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
my poor anus
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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