When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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