would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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