Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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