Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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