Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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