Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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