So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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