She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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