How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Randomize