so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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