Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Porn is love you can see.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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