VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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