She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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