i just wanna soil my oats bro
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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