Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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