Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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