Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
