just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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