This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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