Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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