belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Randomize
