Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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