? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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