gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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