Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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