: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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