I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
