just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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