i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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