My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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