Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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