Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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