Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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