I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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