I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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