I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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