He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Randomize
