I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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