It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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