FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
